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The name of the character is linked to the first chapter in which they are introduced. Notable events are followed by the chapters in which they are found.

Alex, Lady Barrowdowns - Jack’s younger sister. Courtesan, madam and former owner of Marina’s brothel. Foster mother to Jack’s son, Jonathon.

Alphonse DeMaurier - Son of Tessie DeMaurier. Brother of Anamaria, Kay, Marina and Jacob. Defrocked priest with a penchant for sexy men. Most notable characteristics - pretty face, natty dreads and a rich, low preacher voice that has a tendency to say very unpreacherly things.

Albert: Son of Tessie and Bootstrap..

Alphonse and Matthew: Chapter 63 What Will Saw

Armpit fucking: Chapter 89 Guard Duty

Aocmoilhuicpa - Randy heathen god. Protects the cursed gold. Fancies Will. Fancies Jack as well. Enjoys the feeling of lust very much. Chapter 66 Izcatqui, Chapter 67 Truth

Anamaria DeMaurier - Daughter of Tessie DeMaurier. Sister of Kay, Marina, Alphonse and Jacob. Lover of Charlotte (and, indirectly, Mr. Bertram.)

Anamaria, drunk because her girlfriend is having sex with Will Turner - Chapter 50 Keep Him Thinking About Jack , Chapter 59 Timing Is Everything.

Backstory, Jack: Chapter 42 Sins of the Father, Chapter 74 Two Pirates Walk Into a Bar, Chapter 76 The Whole Story, Chapter 83 Jonathon, Chapter 86 Yours, Mine, Ours

Backstory, Will: Chapter 58 Two Days and Two Nights

Bathtub, sex in the - Chapter 53 jackandwillnakedinabathtub(gettingin), Chapter 54 jackandwillnakedinabathtub(gettingout)

Bertram, Mr - Pirate of the Black Pearl. Ex-slave. Heterosexual, no matter how jealous Jack gets...

Body modification, branding - Chapter 52 White Hot

Bondage: Chapter 100b The Happy Ending Part 2

Bootstrap Bill Turner - Merchant sailor, pirate, father of Will Turner

Bootstrap/Jack: A fine combination indeed. The Beginning

Bootstrap/Jack, remembrances of: Too many to list them all, but the most significant ones are in Chapter 2 Spitting Image, Chapter 3 Like Father, Like Son, Chapter 4 The Mocking Moon, Chapter 8 Turnaround is Fair Play

Charlotte, the Harlot: Harlot in the house of Marina DeMaurier and Anamaria’s lover. Likes women and men equally. Especially Anamaria and Will.

Charles Dubois: Will Turner lookalike, well-trained pirate and cabin boy, excellent swordsman, taken from his family at a young age and turned into a Will Turner substitute by the evil Nagaraj, still finding his own identity.

Claire: first appearance in Chapter 16, although she isn’t named until Chapter 88 Resemblance. Harlot in the house of Marina DeMaurier, eventual wife of a commodore.

Cotton, Mr., and his parrot: Poor devil had his tongue cut out so the parrot speaks for him. Observant. Ever-present.

Darria: Mother of Elsie, former slave who was ‘owned’ by same ‘master’ as Matthew. Disapproves when Jack and Will, or anyone for that matter, flaunt sexual relations.

|Descendents, present day: All Tessie's Children V

Duncroft, the Earl of: Jack’s abusive father. Fortunately, he only gets talked about, we never have to meet the bastard. He gave Jack the scar on his forehead.

Duncroft, Lady:  Jack’s mother. Sweet, generous woman unfortunately married to a brute.

Elsie:  Daughter of Darria. Has a crush on Will Turner. (Don’t we all...)

Face, slapping of : Chapter 18 Patience Is A Virtue, Chapter 70 Bloody Pirates, Chapter 84 The Family Way, Chapter 97 Rehabilitation

Fainting:  Chapter 40 New Plans, Chapter 41 Sense and Senses, Chapter 46 The Two Turners, Chapter 80 Fertility, Chapter 97 Rehabilitation

Femslash: Chapter 31 Far From the Devil

Foot Action/Boot Action: Chapter 30 It Was The Kohl, Again, Chapter 34 Nothing But The Boots, Chapter 49 The One Who Made Will Turner Say Fuck, Chapter 69 How Much Can One Man Take?, Chapter 72 Nothing But The Boots (For Real This Time), Chapter 77 Toes

Franklin:  Husband of Kay, all-round nice guy.Handsome, tall, nice build and excellent lover, happens to look something like Sean Bean. (Go Kay!!)

Gibbs: Old friend of Jack’s, ex-navy, functions as a first mate of sorts.

Gillette:  Norrington’s aide, secretly in love with him but won’t admit it because he’s a bit of a stick.

Hair, jerking off with: Chapter 28 It Was The Kohl (This is included in the index for its uniqueness)

Helena: Slightly flighty harlot in the house of Marina DeMaurier - discovered Charles Dubois in the backyard and rescued him.

Heterosexual activity, involving Will Turner (never successful without Jack’s involvement) Chapter 50 Keep Him Thinking About Jack, Chapter 59 Timing Is Everything, Chapter 100a The Happy Ending Part 1

Jack Sparrow, Captain: Pirate, rogue, ne’er-do-well, tendency to drink a tad too much rum, has trouble sorting out the reality around him from the reality in his head, which leads to a tendency to blurt things out at inopportune moments, but makes up for it by being charming, Obsessed with sex, particularly sex involving Will Turner. The whole damn epic is really about him. Pick a chapter, any chapter...

Jack, realises he’s actually in love with Will: Chapter 32 Just A Little Bit More

Jack, self-handling, most notable incidences of,: Chapter 2 Spitting Image, Chapter 4 The Mocking Moon, Chapter 7 The Nature of Desire, Chapter 27 Anticipation

Jack/Will, first kiss: Chapter 9 Breathless

Jack/Will, first oral sex, Jack on top: Chapter 10 Surrender

Jack/Will, first orgasms together: Chapter 11 Pleasure

Jack/Will, first time naked together: TPW 24 - Day Three (Happy)

Jack/Will, first time going ‘all the way’: Chapter 44 The Man Doing The Breaching/Chapter 45 There It Shimmers

Jack/Will, going ‘all the way’ with Will on top: Chapter 51 It Was Jack All Along, Chapter 52 White Hot,

Jack, slap to face, receiving of: Chapter 18 Patience Is A Virtue

Jacob DeMaurier: Youngest son of Tessie DeMaurier, half-brother of Anamaria, Kay, Alphonse and Marina. Mutinous ex-navy man, stole the Dauntless so he could commandeer the slave trader his brother’s lover was being transported on.

Jonathon: son of Jack Sparrow and Marina DeMaurier, foster son of Aex, Lady Barrowdowns

Juni:  Tiny woman from Matthew’s homeland. New to the Americas. Rather lascivious in gesture and word, so it’s a good thing so many people can’t understand what she’s saying most of the time.

Kay DeMaurier:  Daughter of Tessie. Sister of Anamaria, Marina, Alphonse and Jacob. Married to Franklin. Has many children. Mildly pervy. Enjoys the idea of two hot men together, and will do whatever it takes to get them together. Hence, Jack loves her, but she makes him a tad nervous because it’s possible she’s the one person who is pervier than him...

Kohl, wearing of as an aid to seduction: Chapter 28 It Was The Kohl, Chapter 30 It Was The Kohl, Again, Chapter 32 Just A Little Bit More

Little Tess: Eldest daughter of Kay and Franklin, brave and smart and knows how much Jack loves her Uncle Will.

Manly Jack, to the rescue or otherwise showing his fortitude and strength and all that piratey stuff : Chapter 39 Melee on the Interceptor, Chapter 40 New Plans, Chapter 52 White Hot, Chapter 60 A Serious Situation,

Manly Will to the rescue! (with varying results): Chapter 23 Day One, Chapter 39 Melee on the Interceptor, Chapter 74 Two Pirates Walk Into a Bar, Chapter 75 A Duel For Honour, Chapter 76 The Whole Story, 

Marina DeMaurier: Daughter of Tessie. Sister of Anamaria, Kay, Alphonse and Jacob.. Madam of the swankest brothel in Port Royal.

Marriage, same sex: Chapter 99a The Wedding Part 1, Chapter 99b The Wedding Part 2

Matthew: Long lost love of Alphonse DeMaurier, slave rebellion leader, gorgeous, smart, muscular and brave. All-round perfect man, with a penchant for pretty rogue vicars... or at least one pretty rogue vicar.

Monkey, the cat: Will and Jack’s pet cat, a very large, voyeuristic tortoise shell cat, named by Jack after the Monkey that was named after Jack. (It’s logical, if you’re Jack...)

Nagaraj: Pirate captain, Jack’s old mentor and tormentor. Nasty man with a Will Turner obsession. Real name - George (but only Aocmoiljuicpa knows that.) Actually, he’s the son of a bookmaker from Coventry who chose a life of piracy when his dad was tossed into jail and his mother ran off with a glovemaker, but that’s not in this story.

Norrington, James: Commodore in the King’s Navy. Husband of Elizabeth Swann. Uptight. Nasty. Repressed (obviously).

Okonkwo: Traditional healer from what is now Ghana. Very wise man. Reunited with his wife and son after a seaparation of five years and some spectacular luck.

Peeing, with a sexual connotation: Chapter 90 The Snake

Phobia: Will - Chapter 5 Claustrophobia, Jack - Chapter 79 Tranquility (Poultry and rats)

Pregnancy, revelation of: Chapter 70 Bloody Pirates, Chapter 80 Fertility

Rimming (most notable examples): Chapter 41 Sense and Senses (imaginary), Chapter 44 The Man Doing The Breaching (Will’s first time),
Chapter 54 jackandwillnakedinabathtub(gettingout), Chapter 63 What Will Saw,Chapter 69 How Much Can One Man Take?, Chapter 87 A Change In The Wind, Chapter 89 Guard Duty (mutual and simultaneous), Chapter 100a The Happy Ending Part 1, Chapter 100b The Happy Ending Part 2

Rina: Okonkwo’s wife, recently reunited with her husband. Fierce woman with no fear of standing up to Jack, a mere pirate...

Seraphina: Daughter of Jack and Anamaria, born during Alphonse and Matthew’s wedding reception.

Sex, anal, first contact: Chapter 35 Taking His Time (Will’s first finger!)

Sex, interruption of: Chapter 17 Perfect Moment, Chapter 18 Patience Is A Virtue, Chapter 20 Confession. 

Shimura: Pirate of the Black Pearl, has carpetry skills. Fierce fighter and womanizer, fond of having more than one woman at once.Lovely full torso tattoos.

Slash - specifically, women watching men being together and/or talking about it: Chapter 31 Far From the Devil, Kay DeMaurier discovers her inner slasher throughout Part IV Jack Woos Will Some More, All Tessie's Children III, Chapter 50 Keep Him Thinking About Jack, Chapter 54 jackandwillnakedinabathtub(gettingout), Chapter 59 Timing Is Everything, Chapter 80 Fertility, Chapter 82 What Elizabeth Saw,  Chapter 85 Meant To Be, All Tessie's Children IV, 

Spanking: Chapter 78 Experimentation, Chapter 100b The Happy Ending Part 2

Tessie DeMaurier: Seamstress. Mother of Anamaria, Kay, Alphonse, Marina and Jacob. Wife of Bootstrap Bill Turner, hence stepmother of Will Turner. Not a woman to be trifled with.

Tessie gets excited by Will and Jack (and Bootstrap gets laid...): All Tessie's Children III

Threat to Jack’s goods: Chapter 32 Just A Little Bit More (from Kay), Chapter 58 Two Days and Two Nights (from Rina)

Three-finger limit, the: Chapter 44 The Man Doing The Breaching, overcome by liberal use of tongue...

Threesome: Chapter 100a The Happy Ending Part 1 , All Tessie's Children V

Wet men (hmmm): Chapter 4 The Mocking Moon, Chapter 9 Breathless, Chapter 25 Day Six (Trouble In Paradise), Chapter 51 It Was Jack All Along,
Chapter 53 jackandwillnakedinabathtub(gettingin),
Chapter 54 jackandwillnakedinabathtub(gettingout),
Chapter 55 jackandwillnakedinabathtub(gettingoff),
Chapter 62 Investigating, Chapter 77 Toes, Chapter 80 Fertility, Chapter 81 Visitors

Whitfield, Commodore Jackman: Norrington’s replacement, practical, prgmatic, in love with a harlot named Claire and looks alarmingly like Hugh Jackman... future father-in-law of jonathon Sparrow/

Will Turner: Son of Bootstrap Bill Turner. Blacksmith, noble and honest. Maybe too honest. Appalled by his own lascivious tendencies… at first. In love with the daughter of the governor. No, wait, in love with Jack Sparrow. Yes, that’s more like it! Gorgeous, beautiful and sexy, but isn’t entirely aware of that… yet.

Will, excessive ogling of: Too common to list every occurrence. However, there are particularly significant amounts of it in Chapter 2 Spitting Image, Chapter 4 The Mocking Moon, Chapter 5 Claustrophobia, Chapter 18 Patience Is A Virtue, Chapter 24 Day Three (Happy). Chapter 25 Day Six (Trouble In Paradise), (by the women of the village) All Tessie's Children III, (prior to bath) Chapter 53 jackandwillnakedinabathtub(gettingin), Chapter 73 Shore Leave, Chapter 81 Visitors, Chapter 82 What Elizabeth Saw, Chapter 99b The Wedding Part 2, Chapter 100b The Happy Ending Part 2

Will, self-handling: Chapter 8 Turnaround is Fair Play, Chapter 14 Decadence.

Will, sex, skittish and/or uptight about: Chapter 3 Like Father, Like Son,  Chapter 4 The Mocking Moon, Chapter 7 The Nature of Desire, Chapter 10 Surrender, Chapter 11 Pleasure, Chapter 16 Wild With Desire, Chapter 25 Day Six (Trouble In Paradise), Chapter 38 Norrington's Prize, Chapter 43 Norrington's Fate, Chapter 44 The Man Doing The Breaching

Will, tied up in some way and/or gagged: Chapter 39 Melee on the Interceptor,

Will, turning the tables on Jack (in a sexual manner) : Chapter 8 Turnaround is Fair Play, Chapter 23 Day One, Chapter 30 It Was The Kohl, Again, Chapter 69 How Much Can One Man Take?, Chapter 71 Will's Apology, Chapter 72 Nothing But The Boots (For Real This Time), Chapter 76 The Whole Story, Chapter 77 Toes, Chapter 78 Experimentation, Chapter 86 Yours, Mine, Ours, Chapter 87 A Change In The Wind, Chapter 90 The Snake

Will, upset with Jack for being a cad and/or rushing things, or doing something unforgivable: Chapter 11 Pleasure, Chapter 18 Patience Is A Virtue, Chapter 25 Day Six (Trouble In Paradise), Chapter 70 Bloody Pirates.

Young Frank: Eldest son of Kay and Franklin, clever lad, Jack Sparrow’s favourite nephew.

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